Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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