do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
be right there i have to get my cape
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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