Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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