A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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