you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
jump out the window naked night went bad
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