that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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