Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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