you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
