So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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