I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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