People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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