Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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