Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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