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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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