Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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