some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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