I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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