You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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