i permit you to call me
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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