I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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