Will you blow on my dice?
Pappa wants mamma naked
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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