why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
