Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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