These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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