Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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