Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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