All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He keeps bees of course he's weird
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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