That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Randomize
