bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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