i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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