he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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