We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
