what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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