Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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