So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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