ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
This is the high leading the old right now
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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