I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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