Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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