This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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