think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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