Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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