1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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