i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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