normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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