i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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