Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He felt like a one man threesome
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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