Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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