is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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