Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I cut my penus on the lid.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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