Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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