I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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