Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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