and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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