party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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