Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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